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EGG Missions:

* The "HISTORY" of our EGGING Missions dates back to the age of the SENDUP's……..when one of our confident and volunteering friends was groomed with the YOLKS and the WHITES in the playground in front of the school gate.

Since then many have fallen victim to this Courageous Campaign at the hands of the newly BORN group called EEGOS (proudly known as "EGG EXTREMIST GROUP OF STUDZ").

A POINT BLANK RANGE Shot:

* In the History of EEGOS, there haven't been many point blank encounters ,,, actually this one was actually our second "VICTIM" as we call it. It was our brother ABBAS , who was shot at a very close range in a way many Hollywood directors would love to add in their action movies… The word to word narration is as follows…

TIME: 1045 hours (according to military time)

LOCATION: Grassland facing our school's main gate.

OPERATIVES: Majority of EEGOS members present

TARGET: Abbas.



ACTION REPLAY:

* Before the gathering of all the mission operatives , two of the "Weapons and Ammunition" operatives had brought the "ARSENAL" from the local "ARMORY" ..At the designated location the TARGET was being discussed by the SQUAD LEADERS.. To our ease , the target was present at the RALLY POINT . Hence all that was left was the INITIAL ATTACK. Hence that was proceeded by ANAS , one of our FORWARD ATTACK units. To our surprise the first PROJECTILE missed. So at the failure of the first attack , all hell was broke loose and the target was forced to escape from the Battle Field to the Market Area. At that we were all out of AMMO and the victim was at quite a distance from us. Luckily (for the EEGOS) one egg was still left and a FRESH OPERATIVE (Ahsan a.k.a Tokri) had appeared with EADWV (Egg Assaulting Double Wheeled Vehicle) or in other words a Motor Cycle. Hence the EADWV was mounted by one of the operatives (Raheem) with the egg , and was charged towards the fleeing victim.

With cameras rolling ,, and a dramatic cut scene played as the victim's attraction was drawn towards the crowd and the rolling cameras ,only to be facing the charging EADWV , a bolt of pain , a wave of laughter and ………………….. lots of white and yellow (^_^).

The Street Chase:

After a few other missions, the recruits of EEGOS had become more bold , courageous , and ,most importantly EXPERIENCED.. Hence it was only but normal for them to face a RUNNING VICTIM.

TIME: 1100 hours (according to military time)

LOCATION: Streets of Shadman facing the school building.

OPERATIVES: All of EEGOS members were present , dressed in their new UNFORM.

TATGET: Sherry a.k.a Baba



ACTION REPLAY:

That day, an ALL GRAND EEGOS meeting was to be held at the usual RALLY POINT for the distribution of the newly made UNIFORM with great contributions from Mr. Khizer. Ok,, after the UNIFORMS had been distributed and all OPERATIVES had been dressed in their respective uniforms,, a celebration was to be held ,, which would be an ARTILLERY BARRAGE on a VICTIM. So it was chosen to be Mr. Codename Baba . Like a really organized squad one of our APTV (Ammunition and Personnel Transport Vehicle) or simply a car full of "THE STUFF" was brought at the Operation Zone. The victim was asked politely to undress so that his SCARS could be covered. At first the victim cooperated , but then he ran for dear life. Like the HUNTERS could let their prey escape, hence he was followed on EADWV's and APTV's . Due to the lack of Horsepower generated by the victims legs , he wasn't able to cover much distance and was soon caught up. Outnumbered and surrounded, the victim begged for mercy. But a mission is a mission , there is no place for sympathy in a BATTLE. Hence a whole Swarm of Deadly Projectiles hurled at the victim ,and he was painted white and yellow. Embarrassed and Furious , the victim rose up in revolt , grabbed our own weapons from the ground and charged at one of the captains… Of course then the captain ran for dear life but it was useless. Enraged he made the captain to match his COLORS. One of our camera men was seriously wounded in this conflict with a projectile to the chest and elbow ,,, but he survived to tell the tale.
Created By: Maaz Khan

The Ultimate Revenge:

Operation Background:

A few days prior to this mission , our rival group collectively known as "A ROX" (I know this name is ULTRA LAME) targeted our top commanders in an attempt to assassinate them.. Luckily one of our commanders stood up to the attack and resisted, but it was all in vain,, our Man Power was not even close to that of our rivals and hence we had to retreat from the battle ground… Enraged from the defeat the commanders devised a master plan to REPAY of what A ROX (i call them A-SuX) had done to us on that dark day . Mission Statistics are as follows:



TIME: 1100 hours (according to military time)

LOCATION: Flat Buildings adjacent to the school sub gate.

OPERATIVES: All EEGOS members including one of our injured operative ABDALLAH.

TARGET: Zuhair



ACTION REPLAY:

School time was over , all operatives had gathered for the BIGGEST event in EEGOS history . One of our operatives Abdullah had brought us 6 DOZENS of our ammunition . The news that the EEGOS were going to take revenge for what had been done on them spread like wild fire. Intimidated, the members of A ROX scattered . One of their members took refuge in the flat building adjacent to our school. Unfortunately for him , one of our operatives caught a glimpse of him and gathered the rest of us there. After minutes of threatening , the victim surrendered his fate to us. He was brought in front of the school gate , stripped of his shirt and was bombarded with deadly projectiles. Halfway into the barrage , he found an opening in our defense and ran for his life , never to look back. And hence that was the beginning of the revenge that the EEGOS were gonna exact on A ROX , for making a fool of them in their own game.




Created By:
Maaz Khan

History :-

The students of the legendary section E of 10th grade always remained in limelight during their time at school for their disrespectful attitude towards their teachers, behaviour, activities, wall chalking, fights n most of all for raising slogans abusing certain teachers, peons n the Headmaster 'Bunta' (supreme authority of Crescent).

The Turbulent Times:

In fact, some of the founding members had a roller coaster of a time for the best part of 2 years for violating the School Regulations on numerous occasions.. Punishments, suspensions gradually became the part of their lives n the head master blamed them for every possible suspicious activity that was taken out in our school, even if the accused weren't even in the frame, so literally it was no walk
in the park, nevertheless, we enjoyed the status of being the lone 'gangstas' of our school, even at that price it didn't bother us a lot..

Hunger, Determination n Belief:

It continued to be like this n we always enjoyed ourselves to the
maximum, never taking into account, the 'consequences' our courageous activities might have had.. The time passed on n so does the ever-growing-hunger to become more n more popular and eventually the most famous studs in the glowing history of our institution.. The initial ambition was to achieve that had never been achieved by any other group of students ever before, such was the determination to make Bunta's life a living hell.. The others thought that we're a bit too ambitious n the day was not too far away when the School Authorities would eventually put an end to 'what they thought was madness', but that day never came, "bloody disbelievers".. Many examinations passed n we only had our preparatory tests left after which we're supposed to pass out from the school.. The last two months, every passing second of those two months was turned into a feat by the ever growing EEGOS army.. Slowly n Gradually the ambitious newbies from other sections considerably D entered the frame n their inside hidden evils were groomed in the presence of Death Masters..

The Revolution - 'The Birth Of EEGOS'

On Revolution day, the recruits were standing nearby School Gate, that place later became the custom gathering area.. They were plotting their next notorious mission, when Kukar (the khizar) 'the Napster of EEGOS' came up with the idea which became the EEGOS trademark act for the future times.. The 'Think Tank' approved the idea of egging people unanimously.. Mr. Kahoot initially cursed Kukar for bringing a sole egg, but Kukar made up for his mistake after cycling to the market, bringing a dozen primary ammo in no time at all.. Literally Kukar's the EEGOS' founder, the honor which would always be remembered as a testimony of a pure 'Bastard'..Ding Ding also wrote his name in the History Books by becoming the first ever EEGOS victim, an unfortunate target through.. The 'Think Tank' head moved the resolution n after a consensus agreed on 'Ding Ding' name..

The group slowly n gradually closed their man down, gathered around him in a circle making it an unthinkable task for the nut sized trouble prone to run or hide.. The pioneers armed with eggs, properly organized, each aware of his specific task, began to count down.. The poor lad had never thought that he would be left in such an embarrassing n miserable state n egged so ruthlessly.. Unaware of everything that was
going behind his back, he was laughing at the time, the countdown began, wondering why we're counting down.. Belal was told to capture the video.. Each n every missionary got excited as the countdown reached its end-point and as soon as the last missionary uttered 0, Ding ding could barely be seen, as his every body part felt the force behind our eggs, jolted was he.. He was standing in middle o' the road embarrassed at himself, totally soaked in a lot of white n yellow (zardi) from his head to toe, shocked n astonished..The nearby pedestrians had a treat to watch without having to pay a single pany.. No one had ever seen such kinda of a hilarious act before, so everyone out there found it hilarious.. Tight lipped, without reacting much, ashamed and soaked in yellow, 'Ding Ding' walked back to his home..

So literally, EEGOS came into existence on that day..

Introduction to EEGOS:-

Eggs Extremists Group Of Studs, commonly known as EEGOS throughout Lahore is a group of about 30 ex- Crescentarians from Crescent Model Higher Secondary School (CMHSS) from all the 10th sections (excluding A) who took their matric board examination in 2008. The members were so talented n hard working that they made the whole school administration dance on their finger-tips.




Fame:-
The group is famous for the egging of various people linked with the school, including students, bus drivers (dabba drivers should i say) n even teachers.. The last two months at school were the most memorable for the group when A-SuX had a horrible time, getting themselves into hell, by messing up with EEGOS n were humiliated by EEGOS on numerous occassions. I must say, they played a key role in raising our popularity. The Xtremists enjoyed the status of being the top phadaybaaz n most famous group of students of their school.


Mr. Kahoot is the leader of the group n Mr. Ahsan n Mr. Touheed are among the notable personalities.

EEGOS also have an official Youtube channel where you can enjoy the hilarious videos of our activities, i assure that u won't be disappointed.. Take it as for guaranteed. ;=)

Link: www.youtube.com/abdulzzzzz

By Äßdul